I have a friend…

And he is a communist.

His name is Commie.

Funny huh?

Well anywho…I happen to be German. No I dont live in Germany or speak German but I am German. Well besides that…Commie is Russian. So yeah…we argue a lot. Playfully. Well….He’s all for Stalin. (Which to me makes him an ignorant fuck. But eh I love the kid.) Well…he sent me a text. That had me laughing but pissed at the same time. Impossible? No.

Commie: Hey guess what?

Me: Whaaaat???

Commie: Hitler was my peoples bitch.

Me: …..

Commie: You know its true.

Now I have no idea how to respond to that. I dont really care for the Russians…and I’m not going to defend Hitler. So. Yeah.

What a conversatin right?

Weird. Fucking weird.

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